VIDEO: The Creepiest Craigslist Ads Ever. Some Are Downright Terrifying

Recently, there have been a lot of uncovered murders, kidnappings, rapes and other such horrific things that have been done by people that have posted ads on Craigslist.

Sure, it’s the place where you can find literally anything from socks to a house and so many more weird things that you won’t find anywhere else.

According to craveonline.com, there’s always a small chance that your roommate is a murderer. With that in mind, you can probably tell that the person who posted this Craigslist ad enjoys tearing out his floorboards once in a while.

Let’s first start by looking at the picture that accompanied this weird Craigslist ad. It pretty much looks like a poster for a horror movie that you’ll catch on Netflix at 3 a.m. on a weekday when you come home drunk:

And if that picture doesn’t scare you away, let’s look at some of the rules that the person who bravely accepts to be this dude’s roommate would have to follow:

“Ok some ground rules. 1, that sierra mist in the fridge is prescription soda and you may not have any. 2, if i ring the triangle in the kitchen it means you have to go to bed no matter what time it is. 3, you may have friend over but they have a 250 word limit. after that they’re not allowed to speak for the rest of their visit.”

“You can’t own an even number of shoes. no Indian visitors for more than one hour.”

“See that shower curtain? never ever touch it. if it’s closed you come get me and i pull it back so you can shower.”

“Also you must put a pillow over your face when you sleep as i do not care to hear you breathing.”

“If you drink beer in the living room you have to drink an equal amount of piss. it is up to me which room is the living room at any given time.”

And those are just some of the rules. Now, of course, this is probably all a joke, at least we hope it is. If not, we hope this guy never gets a roommate.

Finding a great roommate is sometimes harder than finding your soulmate because the odds of finding a same sex person that likes to do every single thing the way you do and you have schedules that go well together and nothing gets on your nerves is almost impossible.
Still, a decent roommate is always better than a murderous one.

After we’ve seen so many things go wrong when people responded to ads, even some that really seemed like one for baby clothes, and end up being murdered, an ad that looks so shady can only be something bad.

If you see any ad that seems too good to be true or anything at all seems off then report it immediately and under no circumstances should you go check it out and meet with the seller.