VIDEO: Girls Gone Wild! This Is What Girls Do When They’re Home Alone

Before they get into a relationship men and women feel like they have been alone for a very long time and that all they need is togetherness. But after you find the right partner and you move in together, sometimes you would want some alone time.

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This doesn’t mean that you them less, it just means that you have to be with just yourself so that you can do a lot of weird things that people should never see you doing.

According to thoughtcatalog.com, there are a lot of things that all women do when they are alone and these can actually get quite weird at some point.

Take shamelessly long showers while singing.

Normally I’m very environmentally conscious, but sometimes this is necessary.  And sometimes it’s also necessary to pee while showering because you don’t want to get the toilet seat all wet and you really have to go.

Put all the random ingredients you have in your cupboards together and bake it.

Do anything you can think of naked. The more mundane the better.  Some ideas to get you started: making coffee, cleaning out the cat box, paying bills, vacuuming, hanging curtains.

Watch A LOT of Say Yes To The Dress, or any wedding-related reality show. Not that I’m planning anything…. It’s really just a study in sociology.  Like how in the name of all that’s holy can that bitch spend $12,000 on a dress when she can’t pronounce the word taffeta correctly?  These are important questions!

Attempt yoga moves you were always afraid to try in class. And end up concussed, on fire, in an upside down pretzel, or all of the above.

Stalk exes and old crushes online, and laugh at their ugly wives and babies. Or cry at their hot wives, and imagine in intricate detail what your life would’ve been like if you ended up with them.

Look at your undercarriage with any reflective surface in the bathroom. No matter how many times you return to it, your stuff is a total enigma, and you suddenly feel like anyone who goes down there regularly deserves an award.

Go days without showering, then scratch your scalp viciously and watch it snow. This one is the perfect combination of awesome of gross, I just can’t get enough of it.

Clean stupidly.  Like with tissues instead of sponges. Takes way longer, but the sponges are SO FAR AWAY.

Eat anything in excess that would normally make you ill, and just ride the wave. For me it’s cheese.  I’ll just get a wedge of triple creme, a giant baguette, and take them down.  Then wait a few hours and own the bathroom.

Take all your face masks and mix them together to create one monster face mask and wear it for waaaaay too long. It cleans your pores, smoothes out wrinkles, cleans away dead skin cells, AND freshens your breath all in one! Wait…

Never close the door when using the bathroom no matter what you’re doing. If you have cats, they’ve seen it all before, and they don’t care, in fact they won’t admit it, but they like to watch.

Fart audibly and often. Yeah, you know you do it, and you know it’s the best feeling ever.

Create your own Look Who’s Talking movie with your pets and do all the voices. And have outtakes where you’re yelling direction at them like Martin Scorsese.

Don’t brush your teeth for three days. Cause you ran out of toothpaste, and it’s his turn to buy.  Who are we if we don’t stick to our principles?

Eat everything you can out of jars with your fingers.