VIDEO: They Were Drunk Out of Their Minds and Sent the Funniest and Weirdest Texts!

Chances are that at least once in this lifetime you will get drunk. And then you will probably text someone.

There’s a difference between being a little drunk and being drunk out of your mind, as it is with sending a cute drunk text and one that will have you laughing out loud everytime you see it.

According to buzzfeed.com, these are the funniest texts that people have sent while they were drunk:

I received an amazing text from my best friend at 1am once reading:
“Don’t me filed by the rocks they o for
I’m still in some kreny from the clock.”
I think she was trying to tell me that she’s still, she’s still Jenny from the block.

I was drunk-texting my friend the night of my 21st birthday party. She asked me where my
friends were and I replied with, “Tequila is not my friend.”

My ex-boyfriend and I got separated while out one night. He responded to my “Where are you?” text with: “I don’t know. I live in the rubble.” He had passed out in a construction area.

“Merry furking christonchristoncs.” Sent to my new boss on Christmas Eve at 2am.

Once sent a friend of mine a panicked text reading “RACCOONS HAVE HANDS”after a night out. I’m an animal studies graduate.
Apparently the concept of raccoons having hands overwhelms drunk me.

My friend: “Are you getting white girl wasted?”
Me: “No, I’m getting white boy wasted because F*** THE PATRIARCHY!”

I texted my younger sister when i was drunk once and all it said was, “I am a bad role model, I want an egg,” in all caps.
Not too bad, but last year I sent a text in what I can only assume was a booty call to the guy I was talking to. It said “Drunky drunk I am,” Yoda-style.

“I really want chicken. or a hot boyfriend. but I’m not about the commitment, and I’m really craving
KFC.”

I once drunk-texted a friend about 400 of the snail emojis. No words, just so many snails.

“I love you more than the seas part.”

“I’m goign to hve a party and th eonly people who are invitrd are Lana del Rey and Amy Pholeer,” sent to my friend after at least six too many shots of rum.

I texted someone I had “relations” with while I was drunk. I tried to type “I’m sorry” but in my intoxicated state spelt “sorry” wrong. My phone autocorrected the message so it said “I’m dirty.”

I sent a drunk text to myself about my husband that said: “He said Ariana Grande was hot and when you said something about her being super young and skinny he said ‘yeah….’ instead of telling you how wonderful you are. Don’t forget this shit!”

“My hats contain science and animal violence.” Still to this day do not know what I was getting at.

Once texted a friend saying: “Kat has a tampon stuck in her cabins.” I don’t know anyone named Kat…

Just letters. In no particular order. My friend and I have been friends for such a long time that he actually knew what I was trying to say, and responded with a coherent answer.