VIDEO: The Strangest Things That Ever Happened in the Subway!

We have all seen some things in our lives on public transportation and some of them weren’t pretty or didn’t really make sense to us. While some things are pretty common, finding a bag in which someone had gone number 2 and a sorry note next to it certainly makes the top of awkward and weird subway stories.

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Do you have any really weird stories? Has anything truly notable ever happen to you on your commute?

According to buzzfeed.com, people have done or seen some pretty incredible things on the subway.

“I was coming home from my friends place in Brooklyn late one night so there were only two other people in the subway car. This normal looking man in a suit came on and sat as close to me as physically possible and then told me to stand up and block him so he could change his outfit. I was so confused/scared but I went with it. When it was my stop he gave me a flashlight key chain and told me to be safe out in the world!” said Morgan Hauck.

“One time I saw this lady dressed entirely in green. She had green overalls, and green lipstick, and green hair and a green backpack. I sat next to her and she gave me a business card that read ‘The Green Lady’ with her email address and picture of her on it. I still have the card somewhere.” said Violet August.

“I watched a person eat corn on the cob and then FLOSS their teeth on a crowded train.” said Courtney Deary.

“I was going home one night and a homeless guy was taking up an entire row, sprawled out on his side like a Playboy centerfold, eating a rotisserie chicken. I stood in front of the doors a diagonally from him, and when we started moving, he proceeded to throw chicken bones at my feet. I was tired & cranky, and said “What the hell are you doing?!” His response? ‘…I like chicken.'” Can’t argue that logic.” said Susan Rebeccah.

“Couple guys get on the train out to Queens and loudly announce to the crowded car that they’re armed and planning to rob everyone. Absolutely no one looked up or acknowledged them, so they quietly got off at the next stop.”

“I had just moved from Chicago and had been in the city about a week. On my first day riding the MTA into my new job, a dude who was about 4.5 feet tall wearing a zip-up hoody like a cape with the draw strings tied tight around his face got on the R train behind me, sat a few rows away facing me.

He then proceeded to pull his pants down to his knees, took his **** out and began furiously masturbating AT me. Not just masturbating while looking at me, masturbating towards me as if he was trying to finish in my direction. After pretending I didn’t see him until the next stop, I quickly switched cars. Welcome to New York!” said Elise.